There is no doubt in my mind that all bloggers are brilliant minds with fascinating lives who all have many important things to say which are definitely worth your time and energy to slog through. From tiny dog clothes to tiny dog underclothes to tiny dog underclothes for more religious dogs, they are all valuable. Yup. Every single one. How else are you going to learn how to build Canada's most opinionated baby crib?

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With that in mind, I introduce to you the world's first antiblog! This blog, unlike every single one of the rest, is absolutely worthless and full of stupid, vapid crap. You wont find protovegan mud recipes, obsessive baby pictures, or narcissistic ideological rambling here, so you might wish to move on. I won't tell you your cat's hat size, or how you can improve your life by doing the exact same thing that I'm doing even though you'll never be as good at doing said things as I am. Instead, I present you absolute hogwash and drivel. In creating a blog with sufficient negative value, I feel I can bring balance to all of the wonderful, helpful, entertaining, interesting, and inspiring things that every person who has ever written a blog has ever spouted on and on about!

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You know, to keep the universe from unmaking itself or something. You're welcome.

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So here you have it! The first antiblog ever! If you find yourself enjoying any of the content below, please let me know and I will gladly notify your nearest correctional facility of your mental, emotional, and spiritual malfunction.