How much human blood is too much to have in your refrigerator?
I have so much human blood in my fridge that I can't find the ketchup anymore. Is that how you know when you have too much human blood in your fridge? When you can't find the ketchup anymore?
I really hate to trouble you with my petty issues, noble internet, but I'm in the midst of a crisis. Nobody I know can help me at this point, and that's why I'm throwing my dignity in the dumpster and prostrating myself before the gentle, loving empathy of the world wide web.
Seriously, though. It's either this or Maury. I've reached my breaking point, and I'm not classy enough to make the cut on that show.
My problem specifically? I have way too much human blood in my fridge. At least I think I do. But how am I supposed to even know? How much refrigerated human blood is too much refrigerated human blood? If my resources weren't already exhausted, I wouldn't have even bothered putting this into writing. But here I am, typing away with a fridge so full of blood that I have to leave my eggs and milk in front of the air conditioner.
It kind of works, too. I've only had food poisoning once this week.
I've read the laws. I've consulted all the specialists. Nobody has an answer to this question. You would think that we as a people, having lived for thousands upon thousands of years, would be able to answer this by now. I mean, we've had electrical refrigeration since the early 1900's at the very earliest! I know I can't be the first person on this planet who has to remove at least a dozen Pyrex storage containers filled with human blood before he can even see his deli meats!
So what do I do if I do have too much human blood fridge? I can't simply toss it; it's a waste of what might be perfectly good human blood! Would my neighbors want it? Would they be insulted by the implication that I'm assuming they don't have enough human blood in their fridge already? What if they have the same issue? Would they report me for trying to illegally move human blood? Is selling human blood against the law? What if it once belonged to someone else? Would vegans judge me harshly despite the fact that it doesn't belong to a typical food animal? Would it really matter? Does having too much human blood in your fridge really matter in the grand scheme of things? Does anything really matter in the grand scheme of things?
I think I'm creating more questions than answers at this point, and it's only adding to my despair. I need to go out for a walk. Hopefully, I won't come back with extra blood this time. Keep me in your prayers?
