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The written toilet scrapings of Tom Badrick
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Tom Badrick. That's his real name. He's not cool enough to have a pseudonym. He doesn't have a fancy quote, either.
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Tom is not a real author and has only minimally attended the writing classes necessary to be a biomedical engineer. He writes for fun and to make fun. Don't take him seriously.
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Seriously. Don't do it. It's bad for your blood pressure.
A Labor of Sloth
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Don't expect frequent news, updates, or very much of anything.
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Also don't remove anything from this site without giving credit where it is due. Not even that fishy near this text box. It's Tom's fishy.
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